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I need to speak to the manager!

Guess who crashed the Base chain party? Yep, it's me, Keren, the queen of internet chaos! Because, you know, I'm totally entitled to it!

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Keren Portrain

Meet Keren:
The Internet's Favorite Character

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She's not just a name; she's a whole vibe – and not always a good one.Picture this: a middle-aged woman with that "I want to speak to the manager" haircut, oversized sunglasses, and a designer bag that costs more than most people's rent. Yep, that's Karen. She's the queen of entitlement, strutting around like the rules don't apply to her. Got an expired coupon? Karen will demand to see the manager, insisting on special treatment. Messed up her order at a restaurant? Brace yourself for a full-blown meltdown

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE TOKENOMICS ARE?

Listen up, fellow investors! Let me break down the tokenomics for you. It's on Base chain, because I demand the best treatment!

Office Keren

What really sets $Keren apart

She loves drama. She lives for confrontation, ready to pick a fight with anyone who crosses her path. Whether it's arguing with store employees or yelling at strangers on the street, Karen never backs down.

Seriously? You don't know how to buy? Alright, listen up, I'll walk you through it – it's not rocket science, you know!

How to buy video tutorial

Step 1

Get yourself a crypto wallet. If you don't have one already, download something like Coinbase Wallet, Metamask, or Rabby – whatever floats your boat.

Step 2

Set it up, honey! Write down that seed phrase on a piece of paper. Don't lose it, or you'll be crying harder than when they discontinued pumpkin spice lattes!

Step 3

Now, you gotta get yourself some ETH. Hit up any reputable crypto exchange like Coinbase or Binance, and buy yourself a stash. Then, transfer it to your wallet on Base chain. Easy peasy!

Step 4

Add Base Network to your wallet. Think of it like seasoning – it just adds that extra kick to your crypto portfolio!

Step 5

Time to make moves, darling! Head over to Uniswap and get ready to buy. Just remember, you're not just buying a meme coin – you're buying a piece of internet history! Now, go make me proud, sweetie!

Love her or hate her, Karen's sticking around. She's a reminder of privilege gone wild and how the internet can blow up even the smallest things. So, if you spot a Karen, you might just be witnessing internet gold in action.

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